Don’t Let Big Business Ruin the Internet Forever!

18 Jan

DON’T LET BIG BUSINESS FOREVER RUIN THE INTERNET!

Wikipedia is down. I repeat, Wikipedia is down.

That’s right, the geniuses at Wiki have offered us a sneak preview of what the internet might look like once big business has trampled all over it. And it doesn’t look good, folks.

Read this article right now to find out “How PIPA and SOPA Violate White House Principles Supporting Free Speech and Innovation.”

Posted verbatim below for convenience.

Over the weekend, the Obama administration issued a potentially game-changing statementon the blacklist bills, saying it would oppose PIPA and SOPA as written, and drew an important line in the sand by emphasizing that it “will not support” any bill “that reduces freedom of expression, increases cybersecurity risk, or undermines the dynamic, innovative global Internet.”From eff.org:Yet, the fight is still far from over. Even though the New York Times reported that the White House statement “all but kill[s] current ve



The Anti-Circumvention Provision
rsions of the legislation,” the Senate is still poised to bring PIPA to the floor next week, and we can expect SOPA proponents in the House to try to revive the legislation—unless they get the message that these initiatives must stop, now.  So let’s take a look at the dangerous provisions in the blacklist bills that would violate the White House’s own principles by damaging free speech, Internet security, and online innovation:

In addition to going after websites allegedly directly involved in copyright infringement,

a proposal in SOPA will allow the government to target sites that simply provide information that could help users get around the bills’ censorship mechanisms. Such a provision would not only amount to an unconstitutional prior restraint against protected speech, but would severely damage online innovation. And contrary to claims by SOPA’s supporters, this provision—at least what’s been proposed so far—applies to all websites, even those in the U.S.

As First Amendment expert Marvin Ammori points out, “The language is pretty vague, but it appears all these companies must monitor their sites for anti-circumvention so they are not subject to court actions ‘enjoining’ them from continuing to provide ‘such product or service.’” That means social media sites like Facebook or YouTube—basically any site with user generated content—would have to police their own sites, forcing huge liability costs onto countless Internet companies. This is exactly why venture capitalists have said en masse they won’t invest in online startups if PIPA and SOPA pass. Websites would be forced to block anything from a user post about browser add-ons like DeSopa, to a simple list of IP addresses of already-blocked sites.

Perhaps worse, EFF has detailed how this provision would also decimate the open source software community. Anyone who writes or distributes Virtual Private Network, proxy, privacy or anonymization software would be negatively affected. This includes organizations that are funded by the State Department to create circumvention software to help democratic activists get around authoritarian regimes’ online censorship mechanisms. Ironically, SOPA would not only institute the same practices as these regimes, but would essentially outlaw the tools used by activists to circumvent censorship in countries like Iran and China as well.

The “Vigilante” Provision

Another dangerous provision in PIPA and SOPA that hasn’t received a lot of attention is the “vigilante” provision, which would grant broad immunity to all service providers if they overblock innocent users or block sites voluntarily with no judicial oversight at all. The standard for immunity is incredibly low and the potential for abuse is off the charts. Intermediaries only need to act “in good faith” and base their decision “on credible evidence” to receive immunity.

As we noted months ago, this provision would allow the MPAA and RIAA to create literal blacklists of sites they want censored. Intermediaries will find themselves under pressure to act to avoid court orders, creating a vehicle for corporations to censor sites—even those in the U.S.—without any legal oversight. And as Public Knowledge has pointed out, not only can this provision be used for bogus copyright claims that are protected by fair use, but large corporations can take advantage of it to stamp out emerging competitors and skirt anti-trust laws:

For instance, an Internet service provider could block DNS requests for a website offering online video that competed with its cable television offerings, based upon “credible evidence” that the site was, in its own estimation, promoting its use for infringement….While the amendment requires that the action be taken in good faith, the blocked site now bears the burden of proving either its innocence or the bad faith of its accuser in order to be unblocked.

Corporate Right of Action

PIPA and SOPA also still allow copyright holders to get an unopposed court order to cut off foreign websites from payment processors and advertisers. As we have continually highlighted, copyright holders already can remove infringing material from the web under the DMCA notice-and-takedown procedure. Unfortunately, we’ve seen that power abused time and again. Yet the proponents of PIPA and SOPA want to give rightsholders even more power, allowing them to essentially shut down full sites instead of removing the specific infringing content.

While this provision only affects foreign sites, it still affects Americans’ free speech rights. As Marvin Ammori explained, “The seminal case of Lamont v. Postmaster makes it clear that Americans have the First Amendment right to read and listen to foreign speech, even if the foreigners lack a First Amendment speech right.” If history is any guide—and we’re afraid it is—we will see specious claims to wholesale take downs of legitimate and protected speech.

Expanded Attorney General Powers

PIPA and SOPA would also give the Attorney General new authority to block domain name services, a provision that has been universally criticized by both Internet security experts and First Amendment scholars. Even the blacklist bills’ authors are now publicly second-guessingthat scary provision. But even without it, this section would still force many intermediaries to become the Internet police by putting the responsibility of censorship enforcement on those intermediaries, who are usually innocent third parties.

The Attorney General would also be empowered to de-list websites from search engines, which, as Google Chairman Eric Schmidt noted, would still “criminalize linking and the fundamental structure of the Internet itself.”  The same applies to payment processors and advertisers.

These are just some of the egregious provisions in PIPA and SOPA that would drastically change the way we use the Internet (for the worse), and punish millions of innocent users who have never even thought about copyright infringement. As Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanianexplained, PIPA and SOPA are “the equivalent of being angry and trying to take action against Ford just because a Mustang was used in a bank robbery.” These bills must be stopped if we want to protect free speech and innovation on the web.

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FAILED PILOT REVIEW #1 – Who’s Afraid of Diana Prince?

3 Dec

Recently, I downloaded the much maligned and unpicked-up Wonder Woman pilot David E. Kelly made just to see it for myself. In order to appreciate all the backlash, I thought it behooved me to view the source material. Before I get to that though, let’s take a look at Wonder Woman’s very first shot at the small screen, or any screen for that matter–1967’s Who’s Afraid of Diana Prince? Continue reading 

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What happened to seancodyreviews.com?

14 Nov

 

This is not a blog post so much as a beacon or a probe. For anybody who knows, what’s happened to seancodyreviews.com? I was a lurker at that website and now it’s kaput with no explanation (see above.) From what my lazy googling has gleaned, the site operators have offered no explanation. How uncouth.

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The X-Men Pick Favorite Colors & Shit Hits the Fan, Again

27 Aug

This fall, Marvel is relaunching its entire line of X-Men books. Again. This time will be different, though. For one, Uncanny X-Men, the progenitor of all things X, will be relaunching in November with a new #1.  X-fans worldwide tweaked out and Tropicana’s stock shares doubled of course, because UXM was the only comic Marvel hasn’t rebooted before. Or, as some fans might say, UXM was the only comic Marvel hasn’t had to have had rebooted. Amazing Spider-Man, Captain America, The Avengers, all of Marvel’s long-running, top-tier books have restarted with shiny new #1s at some point, for some reason or another.

 

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SECRET SCRIPT: Pixar’s Next Big Spinoff or Toy Story 4

6 Jul

I think this script, and the accompanying images, speak for themselves. Scrounged from the backwaters of a Russian website, submitted for your approval is PIXAR’S ACTION FIGURES!

Pixar's "Aciton Figures" Coming Soon!

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The Resume

3 Dec

Art O’Malley

9 Lyndeboro St.

Boston, MA 02129

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Personal Objective While watching You Do What For A Living? on TV, I saw some real faggy dude being profiled whose only task was to push a single button every once in a while. Well, poop me a motherloving sailboat, that blew me away. I’ve been up all night researching this on my Ma’s computer, and writing this letter to send to every company and institution I think may have one of these positions available. Somewhere deep in the bowels of universities, hospitals, government buildings, any places of business with deep bowels really, there may be a stool for me near a small break room with free coffee and back issues of Maxim. Do you have bowels like these?

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Shake Weight, Now For Connoisseurs of Gay Porn!

6 Dec

Really? For real, this is a thing? Especially in light of the recent South Park episode “Crème Fraiche?” The only way this makes sense is if this commercial is meant to be over the top. The makers of Shake Weight must have felt which way the wind was blowing and are now repositioning the Shake Weight as the hottest gag gift for the 2010 holiday season. Only that makes sense, once you see the following commercial.

Pay special attention to the “Aw, yeahs!” of the “actor.”

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Fantastic 4 Porn!

14 Dec

And they say Greg Land traces from porn. Well, they say that because he does. But what about Neil Edwards, penciler for Fantastic Four #581? This issue, part of Jonathan Hickman’s well-received run on the World’s Greatest Magazine, features the above opening page. It’s Franklin Richards, from the future, falling a la Alice down a hole (or shaft, depending on how your mind works) of time. But he kind of looks like a porno star lowering himself onto a top star, or like an upside down porn star being porned by a top star.

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The Sound of Toilets

24 Jan

Ever since it’s original theatrical release there have been rumors of a deleted scene that would’ve changed the entire tone of ‘The Sound of Music.’ Apparently, the debate whether to include this scene was so heated studio execs went behind Julie Andrews’ back and called in Miss Piggy to test for the role. Thankfully, Miss Piggy took too many Quaaludes that morning so Andrews got to keep her star-turning role.

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Top 5 Craziest Agatha Christie Endings

25 Jan

The post below got me thinking about the best Agatha Christie endings. I don’t want to spoil anything for anybody. This isn’t a list for fans–so much as a list for people thinking of picking up an Agatha Christie book, or a good mystery in general. The following five books have endings that, as long as you’re not spoiled, will shock you.

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How to Clear Your Brain

28 Jan

Occasionally here at Puzzled Daily, we like to answer questions rather than pose them. Today we thought we’d share a sure-fire way to clear your brain from all clutter. Seriously, busy minds, this works.

There’s an old Chinese saying we just made up, “To think of something, think of a bird. To think of nothing, think of a bird and cough syrup–at the same moment.”

When you try to think of two incompatible things at the same time, there is a kind of middle ground of nothingness that can really clear your head. Sure, if you get creative enough you can come with a reason why there’s a bird flying around with a bottle of cough syrup in its beak, but don’t. How easy is that! Here, let’s do an exercise.

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Easiest Caption Contest Ever

1 Jun

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